Aw, Rats!
- Adventuring On
- 2020-06-15
- Retelling
- I was singing in the place When Kira got a look upon her face There was trouble down below And seven of us did go Down the stairs we ran To see if we can Kill some giant rats With some pretty weak stats We wiped 'em all out and started looking about When the floor caved in And our adventure did begin We woke up in some rooms That were chock full of mushrooms We picked a lot of doors And when through a maze galore We fought with a box That pretty much knocked Hoj on his ass and he actually passed We hugged some 'shrooms And found our thoughts zoom From one mind to the others' And we learned from one another We took a little rest Then went looking for more chests We found a statue with riddles That gave gold, but just a little After we left the 'shrooms We entered in the tombs Our thoughts hit their range Which we found mighty strange For a gem, Mugs went rogue And a lot of us froze Till Lyrad took her shot And made Mugs' efforts all for naught Hoj found a cloak that makes him look woke And we found another pair that blew hair with air Mugs felt like a dope with her magic soap While Rys found the secret of his mending rope We also found some beads To satiate our stomachs' needs Hoj became bold after the cold And burned every door down as he marched around We found another chest A lot like the rest It had a bunch of copper Which still left us all paupers