Kicking Kelv's Keister

Adventuring On

2021-03-08

Retelling

Our party arrived at the "city" at last The people unloaded our carts pretty fast But they were afraid of the corpse that we brought So Lyrad "unloaded" him without much thought We asked the townspeople if they could hold on To the bandits we caught because we would be gone On an errand to round up the rest of this crew "We'll make sure that this lot gets what they are due" We marched through the cold towards the far distant cave And avoided some traps from the help Lyrad gave We saw 'round a fire a single, bored guard Bold Junipanther took that guy down quite hard Some arrows sprung out from the hole in the hill And "attack" came a order yelled quite loud and shrill We rushed the small camp and prepared to react As soon as the bandits performed their attacks And then Junipanther rushed into the cave Her rage and her form made her reckless and brave Our archers provided a most fatal rain And soon all the bandits found themselves in pain Within a few moments the bandits were done But it was too early to say we had won In the cave Juni roared for us to delve We hadn't yet captured the one they called Kelv As Will ran up to the mouth of the den From nowhere appeared the most tallest of men Lyrad reacted and struck with her 'rows But Kelv dealt poor Will a most poisonous blow But out of the trees came a beautiful tune That enchanted the villain and Rys' magic soon Did turn the stray Dragonborn into a rat And so this concluded our party's combat Hoj grabbed the rat and stuffed him in a sack Careful to not harm him in an attack We dug a deep hole, placed the rodent inside And that is where Kelv would provisionally reside The Dragonborn calmly looked round at us all And took stock of just how far he did fall He looked rather calm and began his appeal "How's about you lot and I make a deal"