Someone's Selling Sickness
- Adventuring On
- 2021-05-03
- Retelling
- It seemed our assailant Was just gravely ill And looking for healing Instead of to kill And so we sheathed swords And we grilled him instead While beads of sweat formed On the front of his head Pam tried remove curse But had no affect Though a quick restoration Seemed to correct The poor man's complexion And he looked quite relieved And then we grilled him 'bout The plague he received He'd eaten a sandwich In exchange for some cash He told us all where We could go find this stash And so we proceeded to Dash through the slums Moving as quick as we Could on our legs A building collapsed And some kids stole some coin And at the front of the warehouse We quickly rejoined Junibird flew up to Check the place out And found crates of Mayo Of that she'd no doubt Our group knows by now That our planning is moot We hem and debate And quite thoroughly dispute And ultimately we just Charge into the place So without any planning Ahead we all raced But Junibird had quite A fantastic plan That would scare the cultists Right down to a man She summoned two bears And then transformed as well And so the cultists found Themselves in bear hell