Rys Regales Rampart

Adventuring On

2021-05-10

Retelling

The cultists' robes Started to wriggle and writhe It looked like their plain cloaks Had just come alive Lyrad popped two arrows Into a guy And out of the cloak A bunch of worms did fly Junibear bit At zombie-like bloke And into her mouth A few worms then broke She tasted some poison And clawed at her foe And into a pile of Worms he did go Barry and Barold Our fresh-summoned bears Began to strike cultists With nary a care Then Hoj was beset by A worm spitting fiend Though the wound he received Wasn't bad as it seemed Mugs and Vale struck at the Group with their swords A pile of worms Was their only rewards Will healed up Junibear Willing killing a foe And Rys whispered something That caused bad guys woe Hoj killed his leech Then fried a zombie Lyrad and Pam brought A cultist to his knees While Mugs and Vale figured That now was the time To start to investigate The cultist's crimes Rys and Will opted to wait for a kill And Hoj showed off his lack of Ranged attack skill Pam struck the zombies By running with thunder And pushed down a cultist And rent him asunder Lyrad shot both zombies And crushed one with vines Rys killed the other With dissonant lines And so ended combat at With all of these fiends And we quickly became A party of great means There were lots of coin And a few other things With this last haul We could all live like kings But with his head full of battle endorphins Hoj said we should Build a house for orphans Rys told the group It was time to head out We quick left the Dregs Via our secret route Rys felt like the Merry Hydra was beckoning So he marched to The site of Riann's reckoning The place was jam-packed There were fans wall to wall It seemed like poor Keera Didn't expect this at all Rys seemed oblivious to Having caught her off guard And informed her it was time for The Battle of the Bards Rys took the stage And he addressed the crowd And gave a performance That made his party proud He sang a great song Celebrating his friends And hit most of the high notes That came at the end Rys then went on To salute the whole down And that jam quite nearly Brought the pub house down He ended the night With the greatest of songs Dispelling some myths About Bards that were wrong He sang and he danced And he joked with the crowd And after his last note He humbly bowed That he was the best Bard He had just surely proved It was time for O'Sruthan To at last make her move