Party Pauses to Prattle

Adventuring On
2021-05-24
Retelling
The very next morning Rys combed through his loot And found some cool trinkets That gave him a hoot And then as we do In increasing amounts The party convened To talk everything out What to do with the Mayo? Should buy real estate? Who do we like? And who do we hate? Should we go hunting Wyverns? Or round up orphans? Should we buy up some buildings, Just for some grins? Should Mugs be a jeweler? Should she pay for the chance? Does everyone have A good pair of warm pants? Should we buy from this guy Who deals out of his coat? We're all filthy rich! We should just buy a boat. Will likes to wander But might want a home And decides that instead He'd prefer to just roam And instead do some fighting At a seedy club Where people place bets on Who's gonna get drubbed An elf and a dwarf And a big burly guy Are just some of the people Will beat till they cried Those who staked Will Just kicked back and relaxed, see The old saying goes Always bet on Tabaxi We met with Zakaria To prep for a hunt For some pesky wyverns Those dragon-ish runts She'd have sent her own forces To go do the deed But the turmoil in Rampart Was a more pressing need She still wanted shards For her good friend Loreena Plus it'd strengthen her forces And make magic items keener The shards and the Mayo Were becoming quite dear People were seeeking it Far and near A couple of crates Might just be enough To restart a Warden Or perhaps blow it up But now was the time For a great Wyvern cull We ransacked Z's stores Till our backbacks were full Then we hopped on some owls And flew from the city Gazing down on it It seemed rather pretty The Watchertree stretched branches high in the air As if waving goodbye Telling us to "take care"