Quests

Vagrants of Veran's Stead: Aw, Rats!; Tomb Gloom; Friends in the Fray; A Bad Trip to the Saladbar; No Respite for Rampart; Fiery Foes; Journey to Ruin; Caustic Encounter; Mugs' Muffin Madness; Hoj's Harrowing Handiwork; Wealthy Will's Dwelling; Fenn's Fetid Friends; Rys' Ruined Rest; Rys' Remarkable Replica; Crater's Chaotic Cauldron; Lyrad's Lachrymose Lesson; Fenn's Feeling Flustered; Lyrad Loves the Land; Saldazar's Spectacular Slaying; The Tower's Telepathic Test; Bone Devil Bests our Buddies; Bolgranna's Bogus Burg; Our Band Buys a Bunch; Inquisitor's Incendiary Individual; A Very Voltaic Venue; Ghost-Generated Geriatrics; Strangely Shrinking City; A Devil's Desires to Depart; Bolgranna Be Best; Rocky Return to Rampart; Meeting More Muffins; Badly Beaten Bandits; Kicking Kelv's Keister; Distasteful Discussion of Dragonborn; Rys' Radiant Resurrection; Puking Plague Parasites; Mugs' Moving Meeting; Someone's Selling Sickness; Rys Regales Rampart; Disturbing Demon Dealings; Party Pauses to Prattle

Songs

A Good Time: This Bard's Got Your Back; Bards In The Hood; Leave us be!; We Call for a Ceasefire; Who Snuffed Those Hounds Out?; Rampart City Love

Dissonant Whispers: Dissonant Whispers; You're Feeling Things are Dire; You're Feeling Things are Dire

Faerie Fire: I'm Using Faerie Fire; Faerie Fire; I Like Faerie Fire; Faerie Fire Works; Here Comes Some Faerie Fire; Fire and Pain

Healing Words: Stayin' Alive; You Will Not Expire

Heat Metal: I'll Set Your Armor Afire

Hideous Laughter: Your Laughter's Gone Haywire

Mage Hand: Magic Hand; I Need a Partial Squire

Polymorph: A New Form You Will Acquire

Sleep: Don't Wanna Kill a Thing; Like a Baby

Field Notes

Places: Chaotic Crater; Iron Arena; Tall Tower; The Ruins

Fauna: Big Dog; Bilious Bug; Boar; Bone Devil; Direniper; Fleshy Ball; Floating Eye; Hellish Hound; Imp; Junibear; Junispider; Larger Ruinous Bug; Lemure; Panthniper; Ruinous Bugs; Stampeding Creatures

Folks: Baraxus; Bolgranna; Coco; DopplegangRys; Juniper Prime; Miguel; Phylis; Runery; Saldazar; Vellora

Flora: Life Root

Object: Baskets; Hoj's Rope; Mana Shard; Mockarina; Rys' Gourd

Friends

Fenn

Hoj

Juniper Tidesprite

Mugs

Vale

Will

I Will Always Club You

Used to Cast: Shillelagh
A Reimagining of: I Will Always Love You
As Originally Performed by: Whitney Houston
Commentary
: There are times when a bard must put down his pan flute and enter the fray. To add the visceral rush of melee combat, I found, at times, I preferred to use a simple club, imbued with the powers of this spell. Wood, as a bard well knows, is an exquisite conductor of the most minute vibrations. One can feel every subtle nuance as his foe's head caves in under a satisfyingly mighty blow.
Lyrics: If I should should say The world “shillelagh” It would totally make, my daaaaayaaayaaaay Just so you know I'm doing so And so you should run awaaaaaayaaaayaayaay And eeeeeeeyeeeeeye, Will always club youoooou-oh-hooooooo I will always club yoooooouoooooooohooooo You, my opponent, youououououuuu A sturdy piece from a tree Is all, I really neeeeeed So goodbye, You puny guy We both know your death's guaranteeeeeeeed And eeeeeeeyeeeeeye, Will always club youoooou-oh-hooooooo I will always club yoooooouoooooooohooooo